This is my pencil. It is the legendary Eberhard Faber Blackwing 602. All discriminating writers recognize that this is the finest pencil ever produced. It is the Stradivarius of pencils. One of the reasons my ideas are so clever is that I’m using a better writing implement than most people.
Of course, not one of the thousands of words I’ve written on-line has been written with this pencil, or any other analog word-inscriber. Too bad Eberhard Faber never went into the keyboard business.